Henry Wiebe .com                               Henry Wiebe Dec. 2001

D Teary of Evolution (Devilution)

Since man sinned he's tried to hide,
Foolishly tried to put God aside,
Amongst many manmade solutions,
Is proving the theory of evolutions.
Man's still hunting those missing links
Neath the monks tail, that's why it stinks!
Where did it go, whataya thinks?
It's with the dry bone and the dry bone stinks!
God's looking with one eye and His other eye winks
At foolish man and his theory on the blinks.
The question is, "where did it all come from?"
Some say it sarted with a bang on a drum.
If so, the poor guy's deaf and dumb.
I'd rather believe in Fleers bubble gum!

If the theory is true as widely hailed,
Then why has man always failed,
Whenever he's tried to hang from his tail?
And why when he steals or writes a bad check,
They have to hang a man by his neck?
Why not just ride him out on a rail,
And he could hang by his big long tail?

If you can prove your grandpappy ate his bananas while hanging from a tree,
You know your kinfolks better than me!
So much for the theory of man and munk.
Me thinks it stinks much worse than a skunk!
Common sense says it's all bunk.